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Santa & Banta were going with their friend

Santa Banta sms Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them. Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai… The post...

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Ek pathan Ko Police Ne Pakra Aur Poocha:

Police sms Ek pathan Ko Police Ne Pakra Aur Poocha: Tum Ne 50 Aadmi Q Maaray? pathan: Janab, Hum 80 Ki Speed Se truck Chala Raha Tha, Achanak Pata Laga Break Nai Lag Rahy. Ab Hamary Ek Taraf 2 Aadmi Ja...

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A lady broke a signal..

Police sms A lady broke a signal.. Police man : Hey !! Stop the car.. lady! Lady : Please let me go, I am a teacher.. Police man: Hurrah, I’ve waited for this moment all my life ! Now write “I WILL...

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Police 15 PTCL 17 Love 143

Funny sms Police 15 PTCL 17 Love 143 Murder 302 Jaz 300 ufone 333 warid 321 Zong 313 Tlenor 345 OR JAB DIL UDAS HO To ,;*”http://zfm.in”*;, 03000000000 The post Police 15 PTCL 17 Love 143 appeared...

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WakeeL: Tum Ne PoLice Officer Ki Jaib Mein JaLti Hui Teeli Q Daali.?

Police sms WakeeL: Tum Ne PoLice Officer Ki Jaib Mein JaLti Hui Teeli Q Daali.? Pathan: Ye Hum ko boLa “Kaam Karwana Hai To pehLe Humara “JaiB” Garam Karo”.. Pathan sms The post WakeeL: Tum Ne PoLice...

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3 Poltry Forms ki Inspectn ho rhi thi.

Pathan sms 3 Poltry Forms ki Inspectn ho rhi thi. Inspectr: Tm Murghion ko kya dety ho? Pathan:Bajra Inspector:Wrong Food Arrest him. Inspector:Tm kya dety ho.? 2nd pathan:Rice Inspector:Tm B ghalat...

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Police: Hamen Ap K Ghar Ki Talashi Leni Hay

Funny Police sms Police: Hamen Ap K Ghar Ki Talashi Leni Hay, Etlaa Hay K Ap K Ghar Me Khatarnak Dehshat gard Hay! Aadmi: Khabar To Pakki Hay Magar Aaj Wo Maikay Gai Hui hay. Incoming search...

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Police: Tum humko jaanty nahi Ham yahan ka D.S.P hein

Funny Police sms Police: Tum humko jaanty nahi Ham yahan ka D.S.P hein Pathan: Tum D.S.P hy to Ham M.P.W hy Police Darty huwy: Ye M.P.W kya hy Pathan: MONG PHALI WALA : Incoming search terms:phopo ki...

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Police: Hamen Ap K Ghar Ki Talashi Leni Hai Pata chala Hai k Ap K

Police Funny sms Police: Hamen Ap K Ghar Ki Talashi Leni Hai Pata chala Hai k Ap K Ghar Main dhamaka khaiz mawad Hai Aadmi: Khabar To Pakki Hai Mgr Abhi Wo Maikay Gai Hui Hai. Incoming search...

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